coolerbythelake

these are my (twitter) confessions.

• @snapplefacts: you enhance my life by presenting me with trivia and facts i will most likely never use.  and i love you for that.
• @TeamJacVanek: i want your bracelets.  one day i will buy some. one day.
• @dictionarycom: if i don’t win scrabble the next time i play i’m unfollowing you.
• @L**B***** & @c*****_****: i really only followed you two because you followed me first.  i kinda want to delete you guys.
• @itsmeleighton: can i have your life.  or blair’s.  beggars can’t be choosers.  and i don’t want to break any cliches.
• @trvsbrkr might be one of the coolest dudes i’ve never met.
• @hpotterquotes: when i finished reading the harry potter books, my life was empty.  you bring back those days and i revel in their epic-ness.  thank you.
• @taylorswift13: can i have your life too? please?
• @johncmayer: i love you.  i mean, i think you’re really talented…
• @markhoppus: you tweet a lot, but they make me laugh so i keep following you.
• @nicksantino: you just tweet a lot.
• @billbecket: i love your new song.
• @allmembersofthemaine: one word: love.
• @mileycyrus: i don’t follow you but i bought some of your stuff from walmart…
• @petewentz & @GabrielSaporta: sorry you’re insomniacs or whatever, but can you spare me the twenty+ tweets i wake up to?
• @jslatham: i bet you didn’t know i call you germy.  and i think it’s hi-larry-us.
• @_ashleyyy: hello, good friend.